The Day Ellie Flipped

Once upon a time there was this crazy kid named Ellie. She was kind of a weirdo,  but nobody judged her. They just laughed. With her, of course. She would run through the school hallways singing "PRAISE THE LORD!" And occasionally she would throw in a, "HALLELUJAH!" maybe even an, "AMEN!" if it was a good day.
But Tuesday, November 45th, was the day Ellie flipped. She didn't run through the halls like a maniac anymore. Instead, she sat calmly at her desk, thinking about politics in the turtle world. That is right my friends, she decided to run for turtle-president!
How should she go about running for turtle-president you ask? Well, she made a bunch of posters and buttons and bumper stickers, and her friend Emily made coasters. On the day of the big election, though, Ellie found out she forgot to actually sign up for turtle-president, which meant all those coasters were for naught. Ellie didn't mind too much, she went back to her crazy ways, but Emily, who was left with over 145 billion coasters, was devastated! So, Emily decided to run for unicorn-president. But that's a different story....
And so young Ellie was left to live her crazy flipped but now back to normal life. The End!!!!!!!!
And PS, Ellie was now a young KAK of two hundred and forty three, so she died the next day. The End.
PPS this has nothing to do with socials. Unless we decide to study turtle politics. The End for good.